12/27/2023 0 Comments I brazilian wax poetic so pathetically![]() To this day I can never trust an adult, even though I am one now. I could just say “leave me alone I’m uncomfortable” instead of “exaggerating”. I tried to tell another adult, a substitute teacher, who brought in some dude that was paid to look after the school grounds, and they said the same thing to me, that maybe if I wasn’t “so shy and nervous” all the time I wouldn’t “need to say bad things” about people who made me uncomfortable. I had my counselor in elementary school tell little second grader me that she can’t report this to the police because they can’t arrest someone for “touching my privates” because my “privates” could be anything to my tiny brain and it would be really bad if I was lying and ruined someone’s life on accident. So when I tried to tell adults what was happening to me, even though they knew what I was actually talking about, it was easier to just tell me “are you really sure they touched you there? How do you even know for sure?” Gestures and explaining what they did to me didn’t matter to them. I wasn’t taught what penis and vulva or vagina were. It’s because it’s easier to deny abuse happens on a technicality when a kid tries to tell someone. Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where pronto Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though When I make a point to be straight with you then The song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo has a great list of euphemisms along this line. ![]() I know some of y’all got brown in the back too.Įdit #3: As terrible as the “he ate my cookie” stories are, why are grown ass adults playing stupid like they don’t know what the child is referring to? How can any of you be okay with the idea that a child should be taken less seriously because they’re not literally saying penis or vagina? There are a lot of pissy pants grown men in here that don’t wipe their dick at the end, jeez. Why some of you took this post as a personal attack and chose this moment to express how above me you are is weird but that’s Reddit. I haven’t directly taught him that his penis should be called a “ding ding” it just felt like a word to use in the moment until I thought about it later. I don’t even use the word “penis” in my adult life when referring to my dick or dicks in general but I don’t want to teach him to say dick right now. “I” did it in that instance because it felt weird telling my son to wipe his penis because, again, society. ![]() Why do we do this as if penis and vagina are bad words? Why don’t we just tell them the actual names for all their body parts? The one who says shit like “ding ding” or “no no square”. My 3 year old son is using the bathroom like a big boy now and as I was helping him I caught myself telling him to make sure he wiped his “ding ding” after he was done peeing. No porn, OnlyFans, FeetFinder, escorts, etc. Do not post your random bug bites for identification. The only correct answer is to ask your doctor. Do not ask for or provide medical advice. Disrespectful / rude comments will be removed. Everyone's adulting journey is different and should be respected. Victories, tips, questions and struggles are all welcome. We welcome all content related to being responsible and put together. Whether it is getting an apartment, paying bills in a timely manner, budgeting, getting a job, furthering higher education or anything else responsible, this is the place to talk about it. Urban Dictionary defines adulting as "Doing something grown-up and responsible" and that is what this subreddit is all about.
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